"Okay Nic, You go first"
"You know what Faree, I cant talk right now." Nicki said turning to the window. Safaree didnt understand why she was acting so different.He would not pressure the issue... Atleast not now.
"Faree,pull into Popeye's,I want some tea". Safaree whipped the Range into the parking lot, and parked. They got out, walked in and went to the front counter.
"One sec ma....OhMyGawd HB" the girl screamed.
"Hi Barb, How ar..."
"Hold that thought... Nisi, & Kennedi Come! Look at the security camera!"
Nisi & Kennedi looked at the camera & saw a poofy black wig. They took off running from the back, Nisi dropped Shrimp,& Kennedi dropped Chicken & flour. "OH MY GOD, N...Nic...Nicki" *boom* Kennedi fainted. Nisi looked down at her & stepped over. "HB,WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Stadri questioned
"Well Barbz I...." Nisi cut her off "Nicki you going to bring this SEXY dude here and no introduce us?"
"Barbz Well..." Kennedi cut Nicki off "Nigga Who are you?" she said getting up from the floor.
"Yea Nic, Where my hubby SB at?" Stadri asked
Nisi skrewed her face & said "YOUR HUBBY SB IS MINE!" "He isnt none of yall hubbies" Nicki said lowly but Stadri caught it. "OH, So he your hubby Nic? Uh Huh, Onikafaree!" "Oh Gawd" Nicki said. "You still havent answered my question, NIGGA WHORU?" Kennedi said walking up on SB.
They didnt regonize Safaree cause he had on no jewlery, with a Black Nike hoodie, & black jeans. "Pipe down Coon, Its Me" Sb said taking off his sunglasses and hoodie. "Barbz yall are ruthless, what are yall names?" Nicki asked. Nisi took over "This is Stadrianne,Kennedi, & Im Nisi Maraj, Miss Maraj if your nasty" "Shut up Nisi dont you have some respect?" Kennedi said. "Nicki is a FREAK!" Nisi said in defense. "Look coons, Can we get 2 large sweet tea's to go, we got a meeting to get to" Sb said. "I'll get it considering im the only CIVILIZED one in here" Kennedi said. Nisi & Stadri side eyed her.
As Kennedi went to get the tea, Nisi was all up on SB & Stadri was giving Nicki their @ names on twitter."Im @ItsMarthaBitch, Nisi is @ImNisiMaraj, & Kennedi is @iHeartNicki_tm" "I gotchu baby girl!" Nic said to Stadri. Kennedi returned with the tea. "Thank you ladybug, How much?" "No charge Nic, its on the house"."I wouldnt want to get you fired Kendy" Nicki said. "I dont think the my manager will have a problem, Would she STADRIANNE?"
"No I wouldnt, KENNEDI" Stadri sait putting emphasis on her first name. "Alright coons, Me & Nic gotta motorboat" Safaree stated. Kennedi, Nisi, & Stadri started giggling. "PAUZ Safaree! Damn" Nicki screamed looking at him. Their eyes locked.
(Safaree Thoughts) I would love to have you pinned under me, screaming my name, scratching my back, begging me to go faster & deep....
"Safaree, LET GO!" Nicki hollered snapping him from his trance. "Damn Safaree you got it bad" He said to himself in his mind.
"Bye Barbz, One Luvv" Nicki smiled." Bye ONIKAFAREE" Nisi said. "She meant Nic & Sb" Kennedi said trying to cover up. "Bye Coons" Safaree said. "Bye Baby Daddy" Stadri said. Nisi hit her in the arm. "Oh My" Nicki said walking out the door.
*I hoped yall enjoyed. If not.... I understand. Go listen to "You Got It Bad" by Usher. This is Part One, There is a Part 2 & 3 of this. S/O to Stadrianne (all though she was fussing me out this morning... I still luvv her doe *smooches*). S/O to Nisi (with her flirting ass *kisses*) & last but certianly NOT least Kennedi aka Kendy Kane (with her lil cute self *smooches*) UNTIL NEXT TIME TEAM MINAJ! WE THE FUCKING BEST! #teamONIKAFAREE. *Super Bass Choreo*
Lol this was funny...ok when is onikafaree gonna happen?????
ReplyDelete^ WORD. Lmao, i loved this.. Mad funny, i can imagine Nic's face when she's saying 'Oh Gawd' eyes rolling. All'at.
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooooooooooooo nisi and martha ass are crazy forreal
ReplyDelete*shakes booty* #TeamONIKAFAREE Lol @ "Bye Baby Daddy" Safarees thoughts are like >>> Loved this :D♥ -Vinnie.
ReplyDeleteBoo, This Was Cute.! :) PUT ME IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.! :p Loveeeeee Youu' - @PROUDnika
ReplyDeleteI loved this! When are the next chapters being posted lol I'm dying to hear them.
ReplyDeleteIm Glad Yall enjoyed it!
ReplyDelete@RoxyBarbiie I dont know when they will, If they would just express they self!
@TeamMinajWales Lmao, you know it! Nic & her eye rolling.Lmao
@SoftLykeButta Hell yes they are but I love they lunatic ass, plus Kendy
@Vinnie Stadri is a True Fool, & Safaree know he want it.
@ProudNika Love Ya too KoKo
@Shonda I got ya Baby. Im going to make the announcement Tonight @ 9:00 on twitter