Nicki & Safaree
Nicki tossed and turned in her bed for the fifteen time tonight. It had been two days since Safaree had left. He was supposed to come home at nine o'clock in the morning. Nicki looked at her clock, she had six hours to go. She didnt want to wait to see him, she wanted him now. Nicki decided to get on twitter. "My barbz can keep me company". She said opening her app.
@NICKIMINAJ Are my babies up?
Nicki watched her TL & mentions come alive.
Just needed to talk RT @MinajFanDetroit What's on your mind Queen? @NICKIMINAJ
Im already a beauty.TUH! RT @NickiBarbPink @NICKIMINAJ Shouldnt you be getting your beauty rest HB?
@NICKIMINAJ:You guys want me to sleep, Okay.....
BOOM! RT @XoMyOnika No HB they was sleeping on you. ZzZzZ @NICKIMINAJ
I does not cook.*pops gum* RT @NickiMmemphis @NICKIMINAJ Um HB what you cook? A barb hungry.
Stadium RT @SoftLykeButta @NICKIMINAJ You on your ratchet stuff tonite HB? ''I does not'' Lmao
Oop!! RT @NickisCareBear @NICKIMINAJ You know Uncle T be telling on you. Sooooo....
@NICKIMINAJ : Well barbz I'm going to sleep. Back to Pinkslam. Night.
Nicki closed her app & layed down. She heard her door open. She sat up in the middle of the bed. She looked at the security camera. "Damn'' she thought. She never asked SB how to work it. Nicki got up & went to her closet. She pulled out a steel pink bat. One of her barbz gave it to her at a previous show. She slowly walked out of her room. She tip-toed down the stairs. All the lights was off except the kitchen light. She knew she turned that light off before she went to bed. Nicki tightened her grip on the bat & put it in a hitting postion. Alot of people didnt know but Nicki used to play soft-ball in middle school. She was the best player on the team. Nicki slowly inched toward the kitchen.
"Yo, She dont have nothing but water & granola bars." One person said
"No wonder she so skinny." the other person said. Nicki started to panic. There was two intruders in her house. She wasnt safe in her mind. She wished Safaree was here, then he could handle it. Nicki reached in the key bowl & pulled out mase. Her plan was to mase one, while beating the other. She was ready for war. Nicki took a deep breath and ran in the kitchen.
She sprayed the mase on the short one.
"Owwwww, it burns" the person screamed
"Thats what you get you bafoon, breaking in my house." Nicki screamed as she lifted the bat to hit the person.
"Nicki STOP!!!" Nicki turned around at the female voice. Lauren ran over to the person on the floor, & pulled off the black hoodie. It was Candi. She was shaking and rubbing her eyes.
"THIS SHIT BURNS" Candi was spazzing. Lauren looked up at Nicki.
"What did you spray in her eyes?" Lauren asked
"Mase, but the better question is......What the hell are yall doing in MY house at 3 in the damn morning?" Nicki yelled puting the bat & mase down. She walked to the fridge and got 4 bottles of water. Nicki walked over to Candi and kneeled down.
"Lauren go get some towels." Lauren got up.
"Im sorry Candi, I thought yall was some intruder trying to rob me." Candi was too busy rubbing her eyes to talk.
"Well atleast we know you know how to protect yourself" Lauren said coming back in the kitchen with a pink towel. She handed it to Nicki.
"Lauren not my pink towel, Go get another one"
"No Nic. Use that one." Lauren & Nicki went back and forth til Candi spoke up.
"Yall better help me before I KILL BOTH OF YOU!!!! IT BURNS" Nicki opened a water bottle and poured it on Candi's face aiming for her eyes. Candi started moving her head from left to right. Nicki pour the second & third bottles on her. Candi started to feel the sting ease a little.
"Okay Can, I got one more bottle. Lauren go get a wash cloth & wet it with warm water. Meet me in the livingroom." Nicki said pouring the last bottle. She took the towel and dried Candi off. Then helped her get up, and walked her to the couch. Lauren walked in with the warm wash cloth.
"Here Nicki." Lauren said handing it to her. Nicki took the wash cloth and put it across Candi's eyes. She took out her big Bambi blanket and put it over Candi.
"Nicki, Where did you learn how to do this?" Lauren asked looking down at Candi.
"My mom was a nurse. You know that. Jelani used to play with pepper & water alot. He messed up one day & sprayed it in his eyes & mine. My mom helped me first then him. So I saw what she did" Nicki said dimming the lights. Candi fell into a deep slumber, and twenty minutes later so did Lauren. Nicki sat in Safaree's Lazy- Boy and looked at them sleep.
"You would have cracked up if you was here. I miss you, & cant wait til you come home...." Nicki looked at her big clock. It read 4:50am.
"You will be here in 5 hours" Nicki wrapped up in his ''V.V.S. Beezy'' blanket and fell asleep in his most prized thing in their house. His Chair.
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Sooooooo, What do you guys think of this? This was something a little funny. I felt that I had yall on a emotional rollercoaster....So I put yall in Cruise Condition. LMAO!!!! I hoped You enjoyed.
Go Listen To: I Miss You - Aaliyah.
Comment Questions: What do you think is next? Whats gonna happen when SB gets home? Whats going to happen with Candi & Lauren? Hmmmm *thinks*
Special S/O to the ones who got a RT. Sorry you got shut down Mi' Cion. HAHAHAHA.
Love You Guys *MUAH* #TeamMinaj #TeamOniakfaree. IM OUT!!!!
Lmaoooooo Thanks For The RT !!! Her Tweet Session Was Cute !!!! I think the next time they do shit like that they need to tell Nicki !!!! What if her and Safaree was getting the deed done and they walked in on that ?? Lmaooooo Shorty Took Out Her Pink Bat and The Mase !!! Lol Atleast we know what she would do if it was real intruders !Atleast she used her nursing skills... She did say if she wasnt a rapper she'd be a nurse ! Awww Safaree's is coming back in five hours !!!! Yayyy! And Of course you already kno what imma say about him coming back ... They gone get it in then he gone propose to her ! Thats would should happen ! This was a GREAT chapter Aunt Nae !!! Post Soon!!! Love Ya !!! Muahhhhh
ReplyDeleteCandi just got knocked the fugg out. Zamn Nicki got some aim. And if Safaree doesn't get his black ass back home... O-o Great chapter mommy :P
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Awww poor candi why would some robbers be taking food lol Lauren was about to get beat down wait whew did sb go????
ReplyDeleteAww ik its hard for Nicki to stay away from Faree that long :(
ReplyDeleteI thought Nicki was being robbed..lorrrrd I was bout to jump through this screen to save my HB, LOL!! Dern Lauren and Candi scaring her like that. SAFAREEEE COME BACK!!!!!!! This chapter was so cute love!! Post soon, muah!!
Lmfao i can imagine Nic getting her bat and be like "come at me bro." Lolol. Awwww Nic's missing her other half.. :( but if Safaree was there Candi and Lauren woulda got thrown outta that house! Lmaaaaaao. Great Chapter! :)
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooooooooooooo I mean straight shut my ass dizzown. This was fucking hiliarious, nic was ready to straight murk some niggas for breaking into her shit
ReplyDeleteAyyyyeeeee im in this hoe lml!!! LMAO Nicki was bout to get in they ass, poor Candi eyes just burning. Kml they goin back & forth over a towel while Candi might be goin blind smh lol. Awe they knocked out, while Nic miss SB.. ima need him there ASAP!
ReplyDeleteThis was to funny, cant wait till SB is back. Thanks for my RT (=
Post soon!
So look, this shit was DOPE.edu ya digg?
ReplyDeletes/o to Nicki getting the mase and bat to protect herself. Straight thuggin'. Poor Candi tho. lol and lol at Nicki and Lauren for having a petty dispute while Candi eyeballs falling out. lol but s/o2 Nic knowing just what to do. Smart girl. and awe she watching them sleep and missing Safaree. FIVE HOURS. Yes. Idk whats gone happen next but they need to make love and get engaged. and OHHHHHH *spazzes* im in yo STORY ya digg? First RT and ERRTHANG Im GEEKED af! Thank u baby doll. muah muah muah
-@MinajFanDetroit
LMFAOO Nic does NOT play, this was a good chapter tho, can't wait until Nic and SB get reunited, tbh!! GREAT CHPT girl u doing well!!!!!!!!! post soon pwease
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